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You don't know shit:

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Idiots in classroom:

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one student rose to her feet.

"Now then young lady, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

my relatives:

My father would have used one of his favorite jokes to explain the situation.

A husband and wife were driving down the countryside and came across a farm filled with pigs, donkeys and mules.

The husband pointed to them and said to his wife, “Your relatives.”

Without missing a beat, she said, “Yes. In-laws.”